Interviewing my brother on Spider-Man 2

 -i was in a loud place while transcribing this, so apologies if you can't understand-

 O: They say sequels are better then the original. Well, nobody says that, except me. But it's not about me. Today we're going to be seeing what my brother thinks about Spider-Man 2, the SAM RAIMI one.

B: Wow.

O: laughs So, who is your favourite character?

B: Umm, octo-plays. I'm joking. Uh, obviously the main character, cause he's Spider-Man.

O:  Who was your LEAST favourite character?

B: I don't know! All the characters were 10/10 to be honest. 

O: Really? Even the villians?

B: Yeah.

O: Why do you say that?

B: Because the villains are on top and Spider-Man's on top too, and his Grandma on top too, so basically everyone's on top.

O: Who was your favou- NO. What was your favourite scene?

B: Basically, I don't have any favourite scenes.

O: What was your least favourite scene?

B: I don't have a least favourite scene.

O: So you think every scene is good and bad at the same time?

B: Yeah.

O: WHA- If they ever made a Spider-Man 2 II, would you wa-

B: NO??? 

O: laughs Okay, and lastly, what is your overall rating of Spider-Man 2?

B: Um, probably.. probably 8.

O: What did it need to make it a ten?

B: I'm not telling you.

O: Why? I'm your brother. 

B: I hate Mary-Jane.

O: laughs Honestly, I do too. But it's still-

B: Wait, wait, wait, I should've said every character was good except Mary-Jane.

O: Yeah, I hate Mary-Jane, but it's not about me, it's about Believe, and we're going to see more of his opinions on ACTION.. MOVIE..

B: TOTALL.. DRAMA...

O: ACTION MOVIE REVIEW.. mONdAAAySSS

Interviewing my brother, Believe on RUSH HOUR 2

O: Rush Hour 2! The sequel to my brother's favourite Jackie Chan movie. So let's start. Is this movie better then Rush Hour 1?

 

B: No.

O: Why do you think that?

B: Because Rush Hour 1 is a classic. 

O: Really?

B: Yeah.

O: A 2011 KID. SAYING A 1999 MOVIE IS A CLASSIC.

B: And you say Tobey Maguire has the best Spider-Man movies.

O: Shut up. Okay. Secondly, who was your favourite character?

 

B: My favourite character..

O: In Rush Hour 2.

B: Carter.

O: Really??

B: Yeah.

O: Every single Rush Hour movie, and Car- okay. Why?

B: Because Carter on top, bro.

O: What was your favourite scene?

B: I don't know. OH WAIT- when Jackie Chan says the N-word. OHH, was that in the-

O: Yes, that was in Part ONE!

B: Oh. Okay.

O: So what was your favourite scene in Part 2?

 

B: Favourite scene? I don't know. OH, WAIT, WAIT. Where, uh, Carter tries to rizz the girl up when they're fighting.

O: Nahh bro. Yeah, that scene. Carter has negative rizz. I'm sorry for saying the word 'rizz' on an action movie review blog. If they ever made a Part 2 to a Part 2, which in this case is Rush Hour 2, would you watch it?

B: No?? That's so stupid. laughs

O: Okay, what would you rate RUSH HOUR II out of ten? 

B: Five.

O: What did it need to make it a 10?

B: Five... more people.

O: laughs Okay thank you for watching, bye.

 

 

Interviewing my brother Believe on Spider-Man

 O: Welcome back to Action Movie Review Mondays. Today my brother is going to talk about Spider-Man.

B: Spider-Man on top, lil bro!

O: Sam Raimi's Spiderman.

B: Yeah, um..

O: With Bully-

B: Andrew Garfield better, kid.

O: There's no way you just said that.

B:Yeah.

O: Okay, so-

B: You like Tom Holland, lil bro.

O:  *laughs* No, I don't. That was when I was younger. Okay, first question, who is your favourite character?

B: In what?

O: In Spider-Man.

B: Two?

O: One. The Sam Raimi one. Yeah?

B: Yes.

O: Okay.

B: Bully Maguire L. *laughs*

O: Okay, who is your least favourite character? 

 

B: John Johnson.

O: Okay, umm..

B: Josh Hutcherson.

O: Okay, So I'm assuming you're talking about the guy who tried killing him in Part II?

B: No.

O: THEN WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

B: The news reporter guy, annoying him all the time.

O: laughs Oh, him!! Yes.

B: He- okay.

O: If they ever made another whatever-his-name-is Spider-Man film movie, would you watch it?

B: Ehh, yeah.

O: Really?

B: Yeah.

O: Why?

B: I don't know! It's just Spiderman, lil bro.

O: Lastly, what'd you rate Spiderman out of 10?

B: Uhhh.... five? I'm joking. Probably a eleven.

O: An eleven out of 10?

B: Yeah.

O: Wow, that is a hard take. Anyways, thank you for listening to this, taking your precious time for whatever the heck this is. Umm... or reading it, if you're reading the transcript. Nevertheless, this is stupid. Bye.

 

Interviewing my brother, Believe, on Rush Hour

 O: Hello everyone, and welcome back to Action Movie Review Mondays with me and my brother, who is older then me. Today we're going to be talking about his so-called favourite Jackie Chan movie, and don't get mad at him for this: Rush Hour. So, this is a very-

B: Carter is the best character.

O: Okay. Why is it your favourite movie?

B: Because Carter carries.

O: Really?

B: Yeah.

O: Your favourite Jackie Chan movie is not even-

B: It's because it has so much action and balanced humor.

O: Oh really? Really? What was your favourite action scene?

 

B: You know in the beginning, about this guy, he..

O: With the bombs?

B: Yeah, and then, *unintelligible* 

O: What was your favourite comedy scene?

B: Carter. Everything.

O: Every single scene with Carter in it?

B: Yeah.

O: That's literally every comedy scene.

B: Yeah.

O: Okay. If they ever made a RUSH HOUR IV which they are going to, would you watch it?

B: Yeah.

O: Really?

B: Yeah, I guess. Okay.

O: Anyways, what would you rate Rush Hour-

B: A 10.

O: 10/10?

B: Yeah.

O: Wow.

B: Yeah.

O: Okay, thank you for answering my questions, we're gonna see more of you next week.

Interviewing my brother, Believe, on SUPERCOP

 O: Supercop! Supercop! Supercop! Today I'm gonna be talking about my brother, who is gonna be talking about Police Story 3: Supercop. So, uhm, what was your favourite scene?

 

B: Uhm, when Jackie Chan- wait, Supercop is about drug dealers.. whatever.

O: Yes. Jackie Chan and Michelle-

B: When Jackie Chan.. uhm.. you know that explosion scene? About the guy- It was kind of like a war.

O: Yeah, not really a war, but it was kinda like a war.

B: Okay, yeah.

O: And are you talking about where Jessica throws a grenade in the building-

B: Yes. Yes. I'm talking about that.

O: Secondly, who is your favourite character?

B: Um.. probably Jackie Chan or Michelle Yeoh.

O: Okay, so I KNOW you're gonna say.. ugh. Who is your least favourite character?

B: That Un-Jong Kim ripoff.

O: laughs No way you called a Un-Jong Kim ripoff!

B: I don't know.

O: You are so racist. Okay. If there was ever a Supercop 3 because there was a Supercop 2-

B: Yeah, I'd watch it.

O: REALLY?! Honestly, I would too. Lastly, what was your rating of Supercop?

B: 9/10.. 9.5/10.

O: What was it missing?

B: I don't know. It was the Kim-Jong Un ripoff.

O: laughs. So, he's very weird. I have a feeling he doesn't want to do this. But you'll see more of him next week, and I'm ending this early so he doesn't say anything dumb!

INTERVIEWING MY BROTHER ON DIE HARD: WITH A VENGEANCE

 O: Yello everyone, yippie ki yay! Today I'm gonna be talking about my brother who is going to be talking about DIE HARD III. So, what was your favourite scene?

B: 5.

O: What?

B: Wait, wait, DIE HARD III? 

O: Yes.

B: Where he gets- where John McClane ball.

O: WHAT?

B: Oh, yeah. That's in DIE HARD 6.

O: THERE IS NO DIE HARD 6!

B: I don't remember, kid! 

*laughing*

O: Okay, well, um, okay, who was your favourite character?

 B: John McClane.

O: Thirdly, Uhh, if there was ever a "Die Hard III: Part II" which I know makes no sense at all, BUT it happened with Supercop. Anyways, if there was a Die Hard III: Part II" would you watch it?

B: No. Because it's a mistake.

O: laughs Very straight-forward. Why do you think it'd be a mistake? 

B: Because, see, with movies, you're supposed to remember them. If it's a movie that you forget, that's how you know it's bad.

O: Well, you literally forgot every single scene of this movie. Anyways, I-don't-know-what-number-it-isly, what was are your overall rating of Die Hard with a Vengeance.

B: I don't remember anything.

O: Well, I guess that makes it an automatic zero. Anyways-

B: Five.

O: laughs Anyways, we're going to see more Believe on ACTION MOVIE REVIEW MONDAYS.

Interviewing my brother on DRUNKEN MASTER II

 O: Welcome back to ACTION MOVIE REVIEW MONDAYS with my brother, today we're gonna be reviewing DRUNKEN MASTER II starring Jackie Chan.. and uhh.. that.. guy. Ok, so what was your favourite part of the movie?

 

B: When Jackie Chan falls into the coals, but he still survives. And he's so badarse. That's why. Yeah.

O: What? Falls into the what?

B: In the coals, like the hot-

O: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't think you could die from that, but I DO think that'd be really hot. Secondly, who was your favourite character?

 B: Alright, it's Jacky Chan.

O: REALLY? Not even his stepmother? This is one of the rare movies-

B: Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yes, the stepmother. So.

O: Yeah, I knew you were laughing SO HARD at all the stepmother's scenes. Thirdly, what is your only problem with DRUNKEN MASTER II?

 

B: Where he got brain damage at the end. (Note - this scene is removed in the Dimension Films release.)

O: And uhm, what was your first thought during that scene?

B: Uhh.. "bro got brain damage".

O: If they made a sequel to Drunken Master 2, would you watch it?

B: No.

O: What is your rating overall of Drunken Master 2?

B: 8/10. 9, actually.

O: Straight-forward! Thank you for your answers, Believe, and we're gonna see more of him next week on.. ACTION.. MOVIE.. REVIEW-

B: Total! Drama!