Yes this is a real interview from JAN 4 2024 I just stuttered too many times to show you the audio
O (me):Hello everybody, and welcome back to action movie review Mondays. As you can see, we have got a surprise guest, and who is that? My older brother. Umm.. so today I'm going to ask him some questions about the 1978 Jackie Cla- UGH. Jackie Chan classic "Drunken Master". So-
B (brother): 5 years old.
O: laughs Okay. So who was your favourite character?
B: Favourite character, Jackie Chan. (He was talking about Freddy Wong).
O: Really?
B: Yeah.
O: You REALLY just picked the main character?
B: Yeah.
O: Is-is that because you can't memorize anyone else?
B: Yeah.
O: Okay. What was your favourite part of the movie.
B: Nothing.
O: What?? Be honest.
B: My favourite part of the movie- wait, what's the story?
O: You don't remember DRUNKEN MASTER?
B: Oh, Drunken Master. My favourite part was when he (Freddy) got arse-whooped and then had character development.
O: Yeah. Uh, I wouldn't say that part is the favourite of many people. If there was a Drunken Master IV, would you watch it?
B: No.
O: Why?
B: Because that's a waste of time!
O: Really?!
B: Yeah.
O: But you watched Drunken Master II and I'm pret-
B: Because it was more fun with you. Yeah.
O: Wow. I cannot believe you just said that. So the next question is- Wow, I really need to start thinking these out. Umm-
B: No.
O: What was your first thought watching the fight scenes?
B: My first thought was.. uhh.. "Jackie Chan got arse-whooped!" laughs
O: Who was your least favourite character?
B: My least favourite character was Thunderstorm, or whatever his name was.
O: Why??
B: Cuz he's flipping annoying!
O: Wow. You cannot be more honest then that. Well, everybody thank you for listening (or reading in this case) to this so-called podcast which is only 1 minute and 50 something seconds. Well, today I'm gonna ask him some more questions about some more movies and we'll see his answers. Don't worry. You'll be hearing him a lot on this blog. Uh, thanks for listening, go get a life & touch some grass.
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