Interviewing my brother on DRUNKEN MASTER II

 O: Welcome back to ACTION MOVIE REVIEW MONDAYS with my brother, today we're gonna be reviewing DRUNKEN MASTER II starring Jackie Chan.. and uhh.. that.. guy. Ok, so what was your favourite part of the movie?

 

B: When Jackie Chan falls into the coals, but he still survives. And he's so badarse. That's why. Yeah.

O: What? Falls into the what?

B: In the coals, like the hot-

O: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't think you could die from that, but I DO think that'd be really hot. Secondly, who was your favourite character?

 B: Alright, it's Jacky Chan.

O: REALLY? Not even his stepmother? This is one of the rare movies-

B: Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yes, the stepmother. So.

O: Yeah, I knew you were laughing SO HARD at all the stepmother's scenes. Thirdly, what is your only problem with DRUNKEN MASTER II?

 

B: Where he got brain damage at the end. (Note - this scene is removed in the Dimension Films release.)

O: And uhm, what was your first thought during that scene?

B: Uhh.. "bro got brain damage".

O: If they made a sequel to Drunken Master 2, would you watch it?

B: No.

O: What is your rating overall of Drunken Master 2?

B: 8/10. 9, actually.

O: Straight-forward! Thank you for your answers, Believe, and we're gonna see more of him next week on.. ACTION.. MOVIE.. REVIEW-

B: Total! Drama!