30.9.24

INTERVIEWING MY BROTHER ON DIE HARD: WITH A VENGEANCE

 O: Yello everyone, yippie ki yay! Today I'm gonna be talking about my brother who is going to be talking about DIE HARD III. So, what was your favourite scene?

B: 5.

O: What?

B: Wait, wait, DIE HARD III? 

O: Yes.

B: Where he gets- where John McClane ball.

O: WHAT?

B: Oh, yeah. That's in DIE HARD 6.

O: THERE IS NO DIE HARD 6!

B: I don't remember, kid! 

*laughing*

O: Okay, well, um, okay, who was your favourite character?


 B: John McClane.

O: Thirdly, Uhh, if there was ever a "Die Hard III: Part II" which I know makes no sense at all, BUT it happened with Supercop. Anyways, if there was a Die Hard III: Part II" would you watch it?

B: No. Because it's a mistake.

O: laughs Very straight-forward. Why do you think it'd be a mistake? 

B: Because, see, with movies, you're supposed to remember them. If it's a movie that you forget, that's how you know it's bad.

O: Well, you literally forgot every single scene of this movie. Anyways, I-don't-know-what-number-it-isly, what was are your overall rating of Die Hard with a Vengeance.

B: I don't remember anything.

O: Well, I guess that makes it an automatic zero. Anyways-

B: Five.

O: laughs Anyways, we're going to see more Believe on ACTION MOVIE REVIEW MONDAYS.


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