28.10.24

Interviewing my brother, Believe on RUSH HOUR 2

O: Rush Hour 2! The sequel to my brother's favourite Jackie Chan movie. So let's start. Is this movie better then Rush Hour 1?


 

B: No.

O: Why do you think that?

B: Because Rush Hour 1 is a classic. 

O: Really?

B: Yeah.

O: A 2011 KID. SAYING A 1999 MOVIE IS A CLASSIC.

B: And you say Tobey Maguire has the best Spider-Man movies.

O: Shut up. Okay. Secondly, who was your favourite character?


 

B: My favourite character..

O: In Rush Hour 2.

B: Carter.

O: Really??

B: Yeah.

O: Every single Rush Hour movie, and Car- okay. Why?

B: Because Carter on top, bro.

O: What was your favourite scene?

B: I don't know. OH WAIT- when Jackie Chan says the N-word. OHH, was that in the-

O: Yes, that was in Part ONE!

B: Oh. Okay.

O: So what was your favourite scene in Part 2?


 

B: Favourite scene? I don't know. OH, WAIT, WAIT. Where, uh, Carter tries to rizz the girl up when they're fighting.

O: Nahh bro. Yeah, that scene. Carter has negative rizz. I'm sorry for saying the word 'rizz' on an action movie review blog. If they ever made a Part 2 to a Part 2, which in this case is Rush Hour 2, would you watch it?

B: No?? That's so stupid. laughs

O: Okay, what would you rate RUSH HOUR II out of ten? 

B: Five.

O: What did it need to make it a 10?

B: Five... more people.

O: laughs Okay thank you for watching, bye.

 

 

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