O: Rush Hour 2! The sequel to my brother's favourite Jackie Chan movie. So let's start. Is this movie better then Rush Hour 1?
B: No.
O: Why do you think that?
B: Because Rush Hour 1 is a classic.
O: Really?
B: Yeah.
O: A 2011 KID. SAYING A 1999 MOVIE IS A CLASSIC.
B: And you say Tobey Maguire has the best Spider-Man movies.
O: Shut up. Okay. Secondly, who was your favourite character?
B: My favourite character..
O: In Rush Hour 2.
B: Carter.
O: Really??
B: Yeah.
O: Every single Rush Hour movie, and Car- okay. Why?
B: Because Carter on top, bro.
O: What was your favourite scene?
B: I don't know. OH WAIT- when Jackie Chan says the N-word. OHH, was that in the-
O: Yes, that was in Part ONE!
B: Oh. Okay.
O: So what was your favourite scene in Part 2?
B: Favourite scene? I don't know. OH, WAIT, WAIT. Where, uh, Carter tries to rizz the girl up when they're fighting.
O: Nahh bro. Yeah, that scene. Carter has negative rizz. I'm sorry for saying the word 'rizz' on an action movie review blog. If they ever made a Part 2 to a Part 2, which in this case is Rush Hour 2, would you watch it?
B: No?? That's so stupid. laughs
O: Okay, what would you rate RUSH HOUR II out of ten?
B: Five.
O: What did it need to make it a 10?
B: Five... more people.
O: laughs Okay thank you for watching, bye.
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