INTERVIEWING MY BROTHER ON DIE HARD: WITH A VENGEANCE

 O: Yello everyone, yippie ki yay! Today I'm gonna be talking about my brother who is going to be talking about DIE HARD III. So, what was your favourite scene?

B: 5.

O: What?

B: Wait, wait, DIE HARD III? 

O: Yes.

B: Where he gets- where John McClane ball.

O: WHAT?

B: Oh, yeah. That's in DIE HARD 6.

O: THERE IS NO DIE HARD 6!

B: I don't remember, kid! 

*laughing*

O: Okay, well, um, okay, who was your favourite character?

 B: John McClane.

O: Thirdly, Uhh, if there was ever a "Die Hard III: Part II" which I know makes no sense at all, BUT it happened with Supercop. Anyways, if there was a Die Hard III: Part II" would you watch it?

B: No. Because it's a mistake.

O: laughs Very straight-forward. Why do you think it'd be a mistake? 

B: Because, see, with movies, you're supposed to remember them. If it's a movie that you forget, that's how you know it's bad.

O: Well, you literally forgot every single scene of this movie. Anyways, I-don't-know-what-number-it-isly, what was are your overall rating of Die Hard with a Vengeance.

B: I don't remember anything.

O: Well, I guess that makes it an automatic zero. Anyways-

B: Five.

O: laughs Anyways, we're going to see more Believe on ACTION MOVIE REVIEW MONDAYS.

Interviewing my brother on DRUNKEN MASTER II

 O: Welcome back to ACTION MOVIE REVIEW MONDAYS with my brother, today we're gonna be reviewing DRUNKEN MASTER II starring Jackie Chan.. and uhh.. that.. guy. Ok, so what was your favourite part of the movie?

 

B: When Jackie Chan falls into the coals, but he still survives. And he's so badarse. That's why. Yeah.

O: What? Falls into the what?

B: In the coals, like the hot-

O: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't think you could die from that, but I DO think that'd be really hot. Secondly, who was your favourite character?

 B: Alright, it's Jacky Chan.

O: REALLY? Not even his stepmother? This is one of the rare movies-

B: Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yes, the stepmother. So.

O: Yeah, I knew you were laughing SO HARD at all the stepmother's scenes. Thirdly, what is your only problem with DRUNKEN MASTER II?

 

B: Where he got brain damage at the end. (Note - this scene is removed in the Dimension Films release.)

O: And uhm, what was your first thought during that scene?

B: Uhh.. "bro got brain damage".

O: If they made a sequel to Drunken Master 2, would you watch it?

B: No.

O: What is your rating overall of Drunken Master 2?

B: 8/10. 9, actually.

O: Straight-forward! Thank you for your answers, Believe, and we're gonna see more of him next week on.. ACTION.. MOVIE.. REVIEW-

B: Total! Drama!

 

 

 

 

Interviewing my brother on POLICE STORY 2

 O: Jing cha gu shi juk jaap! (I tried saying the Cantonese name of this movie.) So today, I'm going to be asking Believe some questions about the Jackie Chan classic, POLICE STORY II. Now, when everyone thinks about sequels, they always ask this question first: So, which is better? Police Story or Police Story 2?

B: Huh?

O: laughs Okay, which is better, POLICE STORY or POLICE STORY II?

B: Police Story, the first one.

O: Yeah, I agree. Secondly, who is your favourite character?

 

B: Uhmm, to be honest, in all Jackie Chan movies, all the characters are mediocre, except the main character.

O: So you're saying, that Kevin once again is your favourite character?

B: Yeah.

O: Okay. what was your favourite SCENE? (He got POLICE STORY 2 & POLICE STORY confused, so he's talking about a scene from POLICE STORY 1)

B: My favourite was when he went down that chandelier. Pretty good. Pretty good scene.

O: Okay. If they ever made a sequel to POLICE STORY II which I know makes no sense because no idiot makes a sequel to a sequel (I wasn't thinking of SUPERCOP 2), would you watch it??

B: No. No idiot-Anyways, I'm joking, I'm joking.. Maybe, yeah.

O: And the last question - What would you rate POLICE STORY II out of ten?

B: 5.

O: 5/10?

B: Wait, two or one?

O: Two.

B: Uhh.. 7.

O: 7?? WOW!! NOBODY HAS SAID POLICE STORY 2 IS BETTER THEN POLICE STORY 1, EXCEPT MY BROTHER. So, we're going to see more of his stupid opinions on ACTION MOVIE REVIEW MONDAYS!

Interviewing my brother on DIE HARD

This is an interview from Jan 2024.

O: Hello everyone! A shocker - I WATCH AMERICAN MOVIES. And so does my brother. And one of those movies is DIE HARD, which we both watched together. So who was your favourite character?

B: John McClane.

O: Really? In every movie you've watched, the main character is your favourite?

B: Yeah, kind of.

O: WOW. Okay.

B: What was your favourite fight scene?

 B: When John McClane beats the hell out of Hans Gruber & then I think at the end, he dropped him off the 9/11 tower. I don't know.

O: laughs 9/11?! Okay, so seriously, you're saying your favourite scene was when Gruber dies?

B: Yeah.

O: Wow. If there was a DIE HARD 6, would you watch it?

B: No. Actually, yeah.

O: Really? Wow. And, lastly, what would you rate Die Hard out of ten.

B: 55. 

O: 55?

B: It's pretty good.

O: Wow. We'll be back with more Believe on ACTION MOVIE REVIEW MONDAYS next week!

 

Interviewing my brother on Police Story

 Yes, this is an interview from January 2024. I just don't feel like sharing the voices.

O: Hello everyone, welcome back to Action Movie Review Mondays and we've got my anime-loving brother back again, Believe... uhh.. yeah. Believe. I'm gonna ask you some questions about POLICE STORY. So what was your first thought during the fight scenes?

B: Uhm, they were pretty cool. Like, I like how they were pretty cool. 

O: laughs Who was your favourite character?

B: Um, main character. (He is talking about Kevin Ka-Kui)

O: Really?

B: Yeah.

O: You just go with that answer?

B: Yeah.

O: Well, why?

B: Cuz, he's on top.

O: Okay. What was your favourite scene?

B: Where Jackie Chan (Kevin) got May off that motorcycle, whatever. (I asked him why a few hours later and he thinks that May deserved it.)

O: Really? 

B: Yeah.

O: I've heard a lot of people don't like that scene.

B: Why?

O: Many people don't like Kevin as the main character because he's "mean" to his girlfriend.

B: Mean on deez nuts.

O: Wow. Why are you like this? Secondly, I mean, I don't even know which question this is, uhh, if there was a Police Story 9 (there is a Police Story 9 coming out in 2024, so I meant to say Police Story 10), would you watch it?

B: Hell no.

O: Why?

B: There'd be 55 Police Stories.

O: laughs What? Okay, uhm.. And lastly, and what would you rate POLICE STORY out of ten?

B: Five.

O: 5/10??

B: Yeah. Cool.

O: Thank you for listening, and we'll be back with more Believe on ACTION MOVIE REVIEW MONDAYS next week!