Interviewing my brother, Believe on RUSH HOUR 2

O: Rush Hour 2! The sequel to my brother's favourite Jackie Chan movie. So let's start. Is this movie better then Rush Hour 1?

 

B: No.

O: Why do you think that?

B: Because Rush Hour 1 is a classic. 

O: Really?

B: Yeah.

O: A 2011 KID. SAYING A 1999 MOVIE IS A CLASSIC.

B: And you say Tobey Maguire has the best Spider-Man movies.

O: Shut up. Okay. Secondly, who was your favourite character?

 

B: My favourite character..

O: In Rush Hour 2.

B: Carter.

O: Really??

B: Yeah.

O: Every single Rush Hour movie, and Car- okay. Why?

B: Because Carter on top, bro.

O: What was your favourite scene?

B: I don't know. OH WAIT- when Jackie Chan says the N-word. OHH, was that in the-

O: Yes, that was in Part ONE!

B: Oh. Okay.

O: So what was your favourite scene in Part 2?

 

B: Favourite scene? I don't know. OH, WAIT, WAIT. Where, uh, Carter tries to rizz the girl up when they're fighting.

O: Nahh bro. Yeah, that scene. Carter has negative rizz. I'm sorry for saying the word 'rizz' on an action movie review blog. If they ever made a Part 2 to a Part 2, which in this case is Rush Hour 2, would you watch it?

B: No?? That's so stupid. laughs

O: Okay, what would you rate RUSH HOUR II out of ten? 

B: Five.

O: What did it need to make it a 10?

B: Five... more people.

O: laughs Okay thank you for watching, bye.

 

 

Interviewing my brother Believe on Spider-Man

 O: Welcome back to Action Movie Review Mondays. Today my brother is going to talk about Spider-Man.

B: Spider-Man on top, lil bro!

O: Sam Raimi's Spiderman.

B: Yeah, um..

O: With Bully-

B: Andrew Garfield better, kid.

O: There's no way you just said that.

B:Yeah.

O: Okay, so-

B: You like Tom Holland, lil bro.

O:  *laughs* No, I don't. That was when I was younger. Okay, first question, who is your favourite character?

B: In what?

O: In Spider-Man.

B: Two?

O: One. The Sam Raimi one. Yeah?

B: Yes.

O: Okay.

B: Bully Maguire L. *laughs*

O: Okay, who is your least favourite character? 

 

B: John Johnson.

O: Okay, umm..

B: Josh Hutcherson.

O: Okay, So I'm assuming you're talking about the guy who tried killing him in Part II?

B: No.

O: THEN WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

B: The news reporter guy, annoying him all the time.

O: laughs Oh, him!! Yes.

B: He- okay.

O: If they ever made another whatever-his-name-is Spider-Man film movie, would you watch it?

B: Ehh, yeah.

O: Really?

B: Yeah.

O: Why?

B: I don't know! It's just Spiderman, lil bro.

O: Lastly, what'd you rate Spiderman out of 10?

B: Uhhh.... five? I'm joking. Probably a eleven.

O: An eleven out of 10?

B: Yeah.

O: Wow, that is a hard take. Anyways, thank you for listening to this, taking your precious time for whatever the heck this is. Umm... or reading it, if you're reading the transcript. Nevertheless, this is stupid. Bye.

 

Interviewing my brother, Believe, on Rush Hour

 O: Hello everyone, and welcome back to Action Movie Review Mondays with me and my brother, who is older then me. Today we're going to be talking about his so-called favourite Jackie Chan movie, and don't get mad at him for this: Rush Hour. So, this is a very-

B: Carter is the best character.

O: Okay. Why is it your favourite movie?

B: Because Carter carries.

O: Really?

B: Yeah.

O: Your favourite Jackie Chan movie is not even-

B: It's because it has so much action and balanced humor.

O: Oh really? Really? What was your favourite action scene?

 

B: You know in the beginning, about this guy, he..

O: With the bombs?

B: Yeah, and then, *unintelligible* 

O: What was your favourite comedy scene?

B: Carter. Everything.

O: Every single scene with Carter in it?

B: Yeah.

O: That's literally every comedy scene.

B: Yeah.

O: Okay. If they ever made a RUSH HOUR IV which they are going to, would you watch it?

B: Yeah.

O: Really?

B: Yeah, I guess. Okay.

O: Anyways, what would you rate Rush Hour-

B: A 10.

O: 10/10?

B: Yeah.

O: Wow.

B: Yeah.

O: Okay, thank you for answering my questions, we're gonna see more of you next week.

Interviewing my brother, Believe, on SUPERCOP

 O: Supercop! Supercop! Supercop! Today I'm gonna be talking about my brother, who is gonna be talking about Police Story 3: Supercop. So, uhm, what was your favourite scene?

 

B: Uhm, when Jackie Chan- wait, Supercop is about drug dealers.. whatever.

O: Yes. Jackie Chan and Michelle-

B: When Jackie Chan.. uhm.. you know that explosion scene? About the guy- It was kind of like a war.

O: Yeah, not really a war, but it was kinda like a war.

B: Okay, yeah.

O: And are you talking about where Jessica throws a grenade in the building-

B: Yes. Yes. I'm talking about that.

O: Secondly, who is your favourite character?

B: Um.. probably Jackie Chan or Michelle Yeoh.

O: Okay, so I KNOW you're gonna say.. ugh. Who is your least favourite character?

B: That Un-Jong Kim ripoff.

O: laughs No way you called a Un-Jong Kim ripoff!

B: I don't know.

O: You are so racist. Okay. If there was ever a Supercop 3 because there was a Supercop 2-

B: Yeah, I'd watch it.

O: REALLY?! Honestly, I would too. Lastly, what was your rating of Supercop?

B: 9/10.. 9.5/10.

O: What was it missing?

B: I don't know. It was the Kim-Jong Un ripoff.

O: laughs. So, he's very weird. I have a feeling he doesn't want to do this. But you'll see more of him next week, and I'm ending this early so he doesn't say anything dumb!